As you already know, today is going to be a very hard match. Liberta’s bitches will try to make their dirty play and they will show their theater skills everytime you barely touch them. Last time we weren’t able to communicate with the referee and threat the bitches of Libertas. So, here you have a “dictionary” for tonight.
To
complain “politely”:
- Non era fallo! (It wasn’t foul): http://giphy.com/gifs/5tDkwaMZnb89W
- È blu!!! (its blue!): http://giphy.com/gifs/BdMRkwomqVsLm
Exclamations:
- Cazzo (it is an exclamation, like FUCK! It literally means “dick”): http://giphy.com/gifs/CJxXHfRAYvtqU
- Dio cane / Porco dio (these are BIG blasphemies): http://giphy.com/gifs/7herGPPWDDtXa
To
insult:
- Stronzo (asshole): http://giphy.com/gifs/lY8wTkrvoPzUs
- Sei un buco di culo (you’re an asshole): http://giphy.com/gifs/14ix95rZArEy3e
- Testa di cazzo (yes it literally means dick head): http://giphy.com/gifs/AVnRd5n1KWCOs
- Sei una troia / puttana (you’re bitch): http://giphy.com/gifs/ifVq2wRnueP9S
- Figlio / Figlia di puttana (son of a bitch): http://giphy.com/gifs/LeK75v11HDACA
- Non capisci una sega / un cazzo (you don’t understand a shit): http://giphy.com/gifs/Xj8orUvjQ2SLS
“Fuck
yourself versions”:
- Vaffanculo (fuck you): http://giphy.com/gifs/w1XrYq5PsCbyE
- Vai a pigliartelo in culo (go get fucked): http://giphy.com/gifs/13c0wtXWus1jMs
- Vai a farti fottere (go get laid): http://giphy.com/gifs/4s6A0BZpqsGsM
Wise
advices:
- Non rompermi i coglioni (don’t fuck with me): http://giphy.com/gifs/G8ocfVvL8eDgk
- Non farmi incazzare (don’t piss me off): http://giphy.com/gifs/10gJ56utzyJPYk
Others:
- Che cazzo vuoi (what the fuck do you want?): http://giphy.com/gifs/DLL8Q27Tj534k
- Fai schifo (you suck; especially for the referee): http://giphy.com/gifs/fdIz1sxlJWQmY
And finally, if you don’t
remember any of these: http://giphy.com/gifs/FFvsp95AGYkE
… Or
if they kick you first, remember you can kick back:
http://giphy.com/gifs/m4nFFbsv8bLPy
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